CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)
Anything you worry about this month, big or small, tangible or intangible, existential or superficial, I want you to say to yourself, "Stop. I am not allowed to worry about this until Sunday at 3 p.m." Then, on Sunday at 3 p.m. (or whichever time you choose — only once a week though!), force yourself to worry for 20 minutes straight. Really get into it. Worry the shit out of yourself. But when the 20 minutes are up, no more, c'est fin, that's it 'til next week.
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)
I don't even remember what I told you to do last month or the month before, and it doesn't matter. The point is you are getting out of your schema and dismantling your hold on reality (which you enjoy dismantling once you finally let go) when you listen to the voice of a stranger on the Internet. We all need little reminders that our selves, our problems, our achievements, and the world are not static, as our minds often perceive them to be. Consider this yours.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
Heyyyyy, happy New Year! OK, actually, there is no such thing as New Year's. You can start any year, day, minute, or life over anytime you want. Like, tomorrow is New Year's, and in three weeks it will be New Year's again. So I'm not going to give you any crazy astrological prediction for 2016, as much as you want foreshadowing of your love, career, health, and money. The way we can start over every year, day, minute, and life is by being only in the present.
ARIES (March 21 to April 19)
No one can tell you what to do. You won't listen anyway. You aren't even asking. And sometimes we have to do the thing that is "wrong" for us over and over until we bottom out on it and are forced to change. In this way, perhaps it is the right thing, because it leads us to a better situation. When one door closes, another one doesn't always open. Sometimes we have to kick down the door and be forcibly removed to finally be set free. I mean this metaphorically. Don't destroy any property.
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20)
This is a good time for you. You're going to have some fears, as we all do when embarking on new experiences, but the fears don't mean that anything is wrong with what you are doing. These aren't intuition-based fears but ego-based ones. A quick way to tell the difference between intuition and ego is that intuition-based warnings are quiet, calm, not in a rush. They don't use language. It's just a knowing. Ego fears are all language. They are like, "Oh, hell no. Run!"
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
Whatever you have lost in the past year (or think you have lost) has opened up a space for a new chapter in your life to begin right now. Maybe you're like, "I don't want a new chapter." Maybe you're like, "Things were fine as they were." It does suck that we don't get to choose sometimes when a new chapter starts, but it's happening, I'm confirming that for you. Now you get to choose whether you will ride with it and experience all the goodness it has to offer (and there is always goodness) or resist it and let the goodness fall unfelt.
CANCER (June 21 to July 22)
Hope is often better than the thing we are hoping for. Like, it doesn't even really matter if the thing you are hoping for happens. It's the getting to be with yourself in a state of suspended animation that is the real treasure. Let yourself feel intoxicated by the possibilities. It's such a rarity for you to be so excited. The world may end before anything happens, but at least you'll go out high.