Welcome to "Quick, Not Dirty," cleaning and organizing projects from expert Jolie Kerr. These discrete jobs are easy to pick off and will earn you the satisfaction of seeing a task to completion without an enormous amount of effort. (Read previous columns here.)
Do you ever have a day where you don't feel like leaving the house, not out of laziness but because the weather is frightful or because the thought of having to interact with another human being is more than you can bear? I don't mind admitting that I do! On those days, I like to survey my domain to identify a task in need of doing that will help me justify a day spent indoors. These are the kinds of projects that may not be high on your psyched-to-do list but that are well worth the time investment to make your life and your home less chaotic and more lovely.
It's tempting to fool ourselves into thinking that in this, our golden digital age, piles of bills, magazines, and catalogs are no longer a thing that plague humanity.
Not so. Lennys, may I level? This one is so personal for me. I'm drowning in catalogs. Dear Scully & Scully catalog, you are so lovely, but from whence did you come? And would it be possible to get buyer data on the Sleek Black Walking Sticks? I must know who is buying these beauties.
Instead of suffering under the yoke of unwanted mailings and a recycling bin in constant need of emptying, I finally sat down one day with a pile of catalogs that I'd been setting aside for just this purpose, and set about unsubscribing myself from them. Should you feel moved to do the same, here are some tips to get you on your way.
Bills: You know that one stray bill you've been meaning to convert from paper to electronic? Go ahead and do it now. I'll wait.
Catalogs: Catalog Choice can unsubscribe you from even the most insidious mailers (I'm looking at you, Pottery Barn). Are you more of an app kind of gal? PaperKarma allows you to snap a photo of the offending junk-mail label and will contact the mailer to remove you from its list.
Magazines: Head straight to the magazine's website, where you'll find instructions for canceling subscriptions in the customer-service or frequently-asked-questions section of the site.
Credit-Card Offers: Use OptOutPrescreen to remove yourself from unsolicited preapproved credit-card-offer lists.
Miscellaneous Junk: Sign yourself up for the National Do Not Mail List.
Personal Mail: It's nice to get personal mail, but it's also worth acknowledging that there's a cap on how long you should allow it to linger willy-nilly in your home. Thank-you notes, holiday cards, birthday wishes — they're all lovely, but unless they're especially sentimental, give yourself a time limit for how long you'll hold on to them. A day? A week? A month? All are fair. Just pick a window that seems reasonable to you and be diligent about purging (or filing, if you plan to keep it) personal mail before it becomes clutter.
Deep Clean the Fridge
You know those fake holidays like National Pet Your Dog Day and National Eat a Pound of Bacon Day? They're fun and all — who doesn't love petting a dog, or eating a pound of bacon?! (Cat lovers and vegans, I suppose.) But they're made-up and, often, are just marketing schemes created by brands like Iams or IHOP. There is, however, one very real "national holiday" that occurs on a specific day, for a specific, if terribly United States–centric, reason: November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day, falling as it does just before Thanksgiving to account for the demands the holidays make of your icebox.